I’m Janey B, baby boomer and dreamer extraordinaire. Clinical social worker and writer. Chronicler of the mad, the bad, and the totally unbelievable. Devout believer in the concept that there’s a dance in the old dame yet…
My latest pastime is an all out war on aging. What gripes me about getting old is that it takes too long.
So I have decided to skip it.
I live a life not much different than my daughters. I work like a dog, keep the house, the yard, the pets, and stretch every dollar until it could circle the earth. Still doesn't help. I'm broke most of the time, oh well.
And I refuse to get old until I'm ready to die. With modern medicine and all, that shouldn't happen for close to thirty years. And this gal just ain't gonna go the old bag route for at least 29 years, 11 months, 30 days and 11 hours.
Here's to exercise, good food, chocolate and beer. Here's to every nip, tuck, snip and suck I can afford. Here's to staying involved, learning new things, listening to everyone, laughing at everything, and dancing out the door.


