How to be poor and gorgeous:
1. Steal some eggs.
2. Separate the yolk from the white.
3. Eat the yolk. Never mind the cholesterol, it's good for you.
4. Whisk the egg white with some lemon juice and oil, and put it on your face.
5. Presto! a facelift!
6. But don't smile too broadly. I'm not sure if this shit cracks or not.
I used to do that when I was younger. Your face feels great! The yoke has a sticky purpose. Mix it with honey, and plaster your hair with it. It gives it a beautiful shine, and, along with the skin that seems to have no pores, you are gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteOf course, my mother said, eat the egg and it will have the same effect. Warning: The use of honey in your hair during the wrong season can get your head ripped off by Winnie the Poo, so caution is necessary.