Aging with ATTITUDE...for all those weird and wonderful people aging disgracefully...
YOU BETTA LAUGH OR YOU'LL CROAK TOO SOON. THE UPSIDE OF THE DOWNSIDE: THUMBING THE NOSE TO AGING, BEHAVING BADLY, LIVING OUT LOUD, AND SLIDING ACROSS THE FINISH LINE WITH A SH*T EATING GRIN
I sewed an elastic cord onto my sun hat because it's so windy here. I have discovered if you tie it tight and pull it up, it looks like you had a neck lift. Is it okay to wear a hat everywhere? Even in the shower?
Of course it is okay to wear a hat in the shower; you just need to pay special attention to washing techniques to ensure cleanliness, However, do be careful with the cord; should it become wet and shrink it would be difficult to speak and possibly even in extreme circumstances, fatal due to lack of oxygen. My advice: save for the face lift !!
Of course it is okay to wear a hat in the shower; you just need to pay special attention to washing techniques to ensure cleanliness, However, do be careful with the cord; should it become wet and shrink it would be difficult to speak and possibly even in extreme circumstances, fatal due to lack of oxygen. My advice: save for the face lift !!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! In the middle ages, women used to tie a ribbon around their neck or a tie from their hats
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny, you never fail to make me laugh! Always a pleasure to visit. Ciao for now! (I've got you RSS'd, as well.
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